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Married Life
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Married life is full of
many ups and downs
sometimes you feel like a fighter
trying to make it through all 12
rounds
Arguments come
like a knockout blow
it feels like your on
a reality television show
Other days your life is full
of love and wedded bliss
a little erotic touch
or a passionate kiss
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That's married life
'till death do us part
charting the unknown waters
in affairs of the heart
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People always try to give you
relationship advice
starting the moment after
they throw the wedding rice
Like "when buying a house
never pay full asking price"
or "wear sexy clothes to bed
so you can entice"
Oprah says you have to
learn the art of compromise
always think about your partner
see things through their eyes
And Dr. Phil says
"never ever go to bed
mad"
you have to talk it over
until things are not so bad
I appreciate all of these
expert recommendations
but they still don't put an end
to my marital frustrations
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Chorus
That's married life
'till death do us part
charting the unknown waters
in affairs of the heart
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She says I watch too much TV
and hog the remote
I tell her "why to her hair
does so much time she devote?"
She grabs all the sheets
in the middle of the night
so I leave up the toilet seat
just out of spite.
But I wouldn't change my life for a minute
all these problems they are small
love has an amazing power
when you're in it for the long hual
Getting hitched was the
best thing I've ever done
gonna
live happily ever after
with my honeybun
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Chorus
That's married life
'till death do us part
charting the unknown waters
in affairs of the heart
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