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Pimp My Sleigh
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It was Christmas Eve
I was sleeping tight in my bed
when I heard a commotion so loud
it could wake the dead
From under my pillow
I reached for my piece
and dashed out of my room
in disbelief
I checked my crib
to see everything was safe and sound
no intruders or psycho killers
anywhere to be found
But lo and behold
there were dozens of presents under the tree
and overflowing stockings
hung by my chimney
And up on the roof
I heard ol' Santa Clause say
let's roll in style next Christmas
I wanna pimp my sleigh
Chorus
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Pimp my sleigh, pimp my sleigh
party like a gangster on this holiday
Santa's becoming a player
with a thug attitude
ho, ho, ho, let's hear it
for that North Pole dude
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It's finally time for St. Nick
to get a new ride
a tricked out sleighmobile
in which he can really take pride
He'll fly through the night
with his lights a flashin'
setting all the trends
in Yuletide fashion
Carrying around that sack of toys
the cops may even think that he's looting
or bring him in for questioning
about a local sleigh-by shooting
From his stuffy old image
Santa wants to break away
now he buys all his workshop supplies
on eBay
Chorus
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Pimp my sleigh, pimp my sleigh
party like a gangster on this holiday
Santa's becoming a player
with a thug attitude
ho, ho, ho, let's hear it
for that North Pole dude
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Santa's new transportation
will have GPS and a phone
we don't want him getting lost
trying to find our home
He'll even check his naughty or nice list
on his wireless connection
atop spinning rims so shiny
you can see your reflection
On breaks he'll play B-ball
in his Air Jordan sneakers
or blast Christmas mp3's
from his oversized speakers
Hydraulics will make it jump up and down
like a low rider
with his top hat and cane
he'll be one bad ass gift provider
Chorus
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Pimp my sleigh, pimp my sleigh
party like a gangster on this holiday
Santa's becoming a player
with a thug attitude
ho, ho, ho, let's hear it
for that North Pole dude
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