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Valentine's Day Sucks
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It's Valentines day
but I feel all alone
everything about this holiday
seems way overblown
Young couples in love
romance is in the air
but without a babe by my side
life is full of despair
No friend to talk to
no hand to hold
nobody to spend the days with
when I grow old
So why should I celebrate?
what's there to be thankful for?
this depressing holiday
cuts deep down into my core
It's just a silly excuse
to make guys spend lots of bucks
love is a game for losers
man this Valentines Day sucks
Chorus
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Valentines Day
wish it would go away
everything about it
is just one big cliche
Go out and buy some chocolates
and a floral bouquet
or get a Hallmark card
to put your heart on display
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Even if someday I find a girl
to put up with all my crap
I'll never turn into one of those
whiny little romantic saps
no mushy poems
or cute little notes will I write
even when I am wrong
I will still win the fight
I'll be the man of house
rule it with an iron fist
better get out of way
when I get pissed
So here's my advice
do with it what you will
swallow it down
like a bitter tasting pill
On the 14th of February
just let this date pass
because Valentine's Day
is just one big pain in the ass
Chorus
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Valentines Day
wish it would go away
everything about it
is just way too cliche
It's like cupid shot his arrow
and it went wildly astray
now this world is out of control
and there is hell to pay
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